guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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