there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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