Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
