Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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