So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I did not marry a roomba.
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