yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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