no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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