im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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