question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
