I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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