never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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