Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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