Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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