She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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