I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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