Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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