Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She bit a glass in half.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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