come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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