It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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