I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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