Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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