she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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