And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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