we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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