You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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