Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize