called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.