i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????