normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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