Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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