Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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