Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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