i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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