Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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