dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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