We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
zippers are such a cool invention
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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