help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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