I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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