thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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