Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Girls should come with a carfax report
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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