plz talk dirty to me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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