I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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