Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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