Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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