Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
its liver damage thursday
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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