He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
