And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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