He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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