508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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