My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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