We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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