So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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