So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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