theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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