when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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