alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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