I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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